In the News #1.1
Sen. Panfilo Lacson revealed during a privilege speech former President Joseph Ejercito “Erap” Estrada was involved in jueteng and smuggling. Our chikadora and former ex-stalker chanced an interview with Erap and when asked if he had any knowledge of the numbers game.
Erap: “Uhh, hindi…hindi ako involved sa mga number-number games na yan. What Ping shed ish all ah lie. Alam mo kasi, hirap ako math. It’s hard. That’s why, it is very impossible just like a dream.”
The chikadora also asked Erap if he had expected this bombshell.
Erap: “Uhhh…just the other night Jinggoy came to me and said Daddy may bombshell si Ping para sa iyo. Akala ko yung bombshell na sinasabi ni Jinggoy yung naka-bikini.Napangiti pa nga ako eh at sabi ko pa kay Jinggoy na huwag sasabihin kay Dra. Loi baka mag-selos. Kaya, I was shocked na ibang bombshell pala ito.”
Ang the chikadora just said…”Keri!”
In the same news #1.2
Sen. Lacson claims that there were 3 men who talked to him last week and had requested that he postpone his speech. Sen. Ping refuses to elaborate on what was discussed to him by the three men but our chikadora was able to get an exclusive interview with a resident tsismosa of the Senate and speculated who the three men were and what was discussed:
Chavit Singson: “Ping, alam mo naman nagkagalit kami ni pareng Erap. Pero tapos na iyon. Nagkabati na kami. Saka hindi pa tapos yung isang problema ko tapos dadagdagan mo pa. Iyong mga nakubra naman noon, pwede naman natin i-retro.”
Sen. Chiz Escudero: “Ping, pwede ba na pagkatapos na ng 2010 mo isiwalat ang iyong nalalaman sa taong-bayan. Sino na lang ang magiging ka-tandem ko? Ang baba ng ranking ko sa survey. “
Erap: “Ping, this is the former President Erap. I heard you have a bombshell for me. I’m very excited about this. Uhhh… Baka pwedeng wag mo muna ilabas yung bombshell. Pag-usapan muna natin. Baka kasi magalit na naman si Dra.”
In the same news #1.3
The National Artists of the Philippines are worried of the possibility that Sen. Panfilo Lacson may be nominated as a National Artist for his speech “Ang Dalawang Mukha Ng Sining”. There is no word yet if Sen. Lacson’s work is to be submitted for review to the Carlos Palanca Memorial Awards.
In the same news #1.4
The dynamic duo Donna Villa and the controversial Carlo J. Caparas may co-produce a new movie with Sen. Ping Lacson. The movie is tentatively titled: Ang Dalawang Mukha Ng Sining: The Joseph Ejercito “Erap” Estrada Story (God Save The Philippines).
In the news #2
DILG Secretary Ronnie Puno claims that traffic accidents has increased to 30%- 40%. Sec. Puno has ordered the police to strictly implement speed limits. Our chikadora and now construction worker tried to get a comment with MMDA Chairman Bayani Fernando during the installation of a pink railing somewhere in Metro Manila.
Bayani: “Eh, wala naman kasi speed limit. Kailan ba nagkaroon ng speed limit?”