The Pinoy Chuva

September 22, 2009

Lacson vs. Mancao and Boy Jumps Ship for Noynoy

Filed under: Uncategorized — thepinoychuva @ 3:44 pm

Mancao: Don’t Lie To Me! Aminin!

 Ferdinand Topacio, the lawyer of Cezar Mancao II, dared Sen. Panfilo Lacson to take lie-detector tests. Sen. Lacson has stated that Atty. Topacio and former President Estrada have joined forces to prove that Lacson was to blame for the murders of Salvador “Bubby” Dacer and Emmanuel Corbito.

A Pinoy Churva chikadora received an unofficial and unaccounted statement made by Atty. Topacio while the chikadora was eating fish ball and sago’t gulaman. The statement read: “Magpa-lie detector test na kami para magkaalaman na who is telling the truth. In fact, we have invited to John Lapus to do his Buwis-Buhay dance routine during the tests.”

Oh, Boy!

Boy Abunda has reportedly abandoned the campaign of Sen. Manny Villar for President. Our chikadora also an usisero claims that an audition for a new PR Manager is currently being prepared by the Villar’s camp. Our chikadora has obtained an unofficial list of auditionees for Boy Abunda’s replacement:

1) Lolit Solis
PR Campaign: “Nakita ko si Noy at Mar na magkaholding hands sa may poolside ng Sofitel Hotel.”

2) Cristy Fermin
PR Campaign: “Base sa sinabi ni Ping Lacson mga kaibigan, tahasan ko pong sasabihin na sinungaling na siya ay inconsistent pa.”

3) Jobert Sucaldito
    PR Campaign: “Bet mo ba ang pag-usapan ka dahil sa cucumber?” (I-research!)

4) John Lapus
    PR Campaign: “Bibisita ka sa Showbiz Central, tapos ikakabit ka namin sa lie-detector machine.Tapos pag lie, sasayaw ako.”

5) Mo Twister:
    PR Campaign: “How about you guesting on my radio show? All you have to do is answer these questions:
        a. What is the better TV Station, GMA 7 or ABs-CBN 2?
        b. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
        c. Which senator has the worst B.O.?
        d. Who’s the best kisser in the Senate?
        e. Have you ever hit on your secretary?
        f. Who in the Senate is the most plastic person?
        g. Senators or Celebs you tried flirting with?

6) Willie Revillame:
    PR Campaign: “Mag-guest ka sa Wowowee tapos sabihin natin napadaan ka lang. Tapos yung mga contestants pwede siguro yung staff mo o yung mga makakasama mo sa partido kung gusto mo sa Willie of Fortune para may dagdag na cash prize. Basta may donation na P2 million. Tapos kapag may nag-insert sa staff ko ng ibang kandidato na hindi niyo kasama sa partido, magagalit ako on-air.”

7) Annabelle Rama:
    PR Campaign: “Ay naku Dong! Pag hindi ka nilagay ni Wilma Galvante sa Primetime tatawag tayo ng presscon!”

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